The truth about what it's REALLY like to work with me:

I have the mouth of a dirty sailor. (Obviously, I keep it under wraps if you bring your Grandma or four-year-old in for a visit.) My favorite word begins with an F, and if you feel the same, I already like you. There's no need to censor your dirty mouth here at the office.

I'm a huge foodie, and I LOVE talking food with my clients. If you're on board with this, you'll get an earful about my restaurant recommendations. If you're wise, you'll take them.

I'm the quintessential Scorpio, which means that I am FIERCELY loyal and protective over those I care about-including my clients. Whether you've been with me for 2 weeks or 10 years, healing creates a connection. If you tell me about how you've been wronged, I will plot revenge with you. If you've been mistreated, I will be enraged on your behalf. And if you're struggling, know that you're probably what I've been thinking about all week long.

I'm like a priest, only way more fun. You can literally tell me anything and I won't judge you. I know where all the bodies are buried, and I keep secrets to the grave.

I'm SO stubborn and I HATE being told what to do. So, that's what I DON'T do with my clients. I'll guide you, I'll make suggestions based on my expertise, and I'll tell you what has historically worked best for people with your issues. You then take that and do what you will with it. I won't judge you, get mad at you, or refuse to see you if you don't follow my "orders." I don't give orders. You're an adult, I'm not here to boss you around.

I pray for my clients, even though I'm not religious at all. When I sense that you are deeply suffering, I go into my office and focus all of my intention and will on you finding peace and having wonderful things come into your life. And it works!